[心得] 古人打星海

 作者  sarsenwen (超囧學生)                                   看板  StarCraft 
 標題  [心得] 古人打星海                                                      
 時間  Tue Mar  2 22:43:47 2010                                               

發神經想到的

秦始皇：會在地圖中央 造出長長的防禦地堡

        所以要進攻有點難度


孔子:只會用人類   因為：子不與怪力亂神！

     造一隻巨人 後面跟著72隻工兵

     到各國去講戰爭是不好的 大家要安居樂業

     但是都被打啪


顏淵：造兩隻工兵

     一隻挖礦 一隻挖瓦斯 少少的建築 自己玩得很開心

     一礦石 一瓦斯  在陋巷 回也不改其樂


莊子：主張無為而治 任物自化

      所以當你派部隊過去時 會發現還是只有主堡一個跟4隻工兵

      靠！ 你是想不想玩阿～


孟子：跟他打要小心 因為他的主基地會搬家3次  聽說他媽媽也是這樣打的

      而且來打你的時候 還會靠盃：『予豈好戰栽？ 予不得已也 天下之生久矣

       一治一亂 當.....下略一萬字』

      讓你受不了自己離開遊戲




諸葛亮（蟲）VS 司馬懿（人）

司馬懿帶著大量坦克+巨人準備大舉進攻諸葛亮

來到了諸葛亮家門口 發現門口竟然一兵一卒都沒有

只有兩隻蠍子在那邊扭來扭去  Say Hello~

這下可好玩了 司馬懿心裡盤算著諸葛亮足智多謀

怎麼可能沒有派兵防守 這其中一定有詐 說不定有大量埋伏

於是司馬懿...








撒了2把雷達 發現真的沒有兵

然後就A進去 蟲族就GG了

諸葛亮：幹！

司馬懿：送！



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