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2010年5月19日 星期三

Re: [閒聊] 女生真正需要的

 作者  wayne1985 (小書&小昭)                                    看板  sex 
 標題  Re: [閒聊] 女生真正需要的                                              
 時間  Mon May 17 19:22:03 2010                                               

※ 引述《xboxps3 (背水戰)》之銘言:
: 今天學妹忽然在咱面前高談闊論
: 說啥女生需要的不是性愛
: 而是關懷 溫柔 陪伴   一個真心的擁抱  親吻
: 那才是真正的愛情
: 說的好像女生個個性冷感
: 究竟這些只是在唱高調
: 還是肺腑之言
: 鄉民們怎麼看??

    這我就想到昨天我跟一個19歲的女生朋友聊天

也聊到這個問題,她跟我炫耀說

她交了一個男朋友,而那個男生大她一歲

然後她們在一起三個月了!!

而我呢直接問啦~耶開炮了沒(因為我知道那個女生還沒有過經驗)

她就說:那有那麼快,而且我男友沒跟我提過類似的事情

       """我覺得我男友不是那種人!!"""

我:他沒提,不代表他心裡不想!!

她:不可能!!我對他很了解~~

我:哦~~那妳覺得妳們多久以後才會開炮?

她:我覺得女生不能隨便就獻身,大概結婚後吧

我:哦~~那我說一些事情給妳參考!!

   妳覺得妳結婚後才會發生性關係對吧?

她:大概吧!!

我:那妳知道有不少人結婚後,發生了性關係後!

   才發現自已的老公或老婆有性功能障礙...

   或者才發現性器不合...那怎麼辦...

她:沒那麼剛好吧...

我:是沒那麼剛好,但如果發生了!!以後的路怎麼走?

   我想這就不是愛情無敵論可以彌補的吧!!,

她:嗯.....

我:而且...妳說妳男友對妳沒暇想...

   如果真的是這樣,妳不覺得妳才應該擔心嗎=,=

她:痾..好像是...........

我:我覺得有些事不是不能堅持,但要堅持在對的地方

   我再問妳一件事!!

她:什麼?

我:妳覺得男生女生在做愛時,是只有男生享受還是女生享受

   還是兩方都有享受到?

她:兩方吧!

我:兩方的話,那代表對女生來說性愛也是件很開心的事對吧!!

她:嗯啊..

我:那..這跟獻不獻身有什麼關係??

   妳不覺得獻身這件事就代表妳也認同父權主義下的歧視女性思想

她:.............

我:不是說叫妳馬上去開炮,只是順其自然就好

   應該開炮就應該去享受一下,跟自已愛的人享受性愛是一件很開心的事

   也能趁早更了解對方在這一方面跟自已適不適合,不是嗎?

   不然等妳交往個三~五年,開始有性生活以後

   才發現自已的另一伴在這方面有一些奇怪的問題,感情都放那麼多下去了

   不覺得很慘嗎=,=

她:痾..超慘的............
















她今天就問我說那一家的保險套比較好用了........

可喜可樂.....

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推 y93y93jon:以後交的女朋友都幫我開導一下吧                        05/18 01:01
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推 david13587:拍拍                                                 05/18 01:47
推 swatch44:好像直銷術語...                                        05/18 01:57
推 a12james:推                                                     05/18 02:40
推 osiris9088:大濕請受小弟一拜...                                  05/18 02:58
推 ak77now:厲害!                                                   05/18 03:30
推 wei781117:大濕!!!                                               05/18 03:47
推 luxaky:筆記中...                                                05/18 04:03
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推 starbury03:我的手忍不住推了一下 不行 我不能讓你知道我的激昂     05/18 06:54
推 ilovepop:忍不住給推!!                                           05/18 07:34
推 Roger9999:強~推推推                                             05/18 08:34
推 newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          05/18 08:52
推 scoutyno:靠~真的超強.....                                       05/18 08:54
推 asuka627:超強                                                   05/18 09:28
噓 a30706520:才19歲而已..你認為他們未來的路會很長嗎?               05/18 09:39
→ a30706520:我是指在一起的路。 我不覺得這是開導,這是煽動~_~      05/18 09:41
→ a30706520:不要被鄉民推爆了就真的以為自己是大師了                05/18 09:43
推 goodtour:分享推                                                 05/18 10:01
推 jijuan:強大!!!                                                  05/18 10:20
推 e04su383:抄下來貼書桌前面 每天背完一次再睡 推!                  05/18 10:27
推 mekida:原po是不是業務員阿 好會推銷                              05/18 10:36
噓 lin95:當那個女生是"推文"的女兒的話,原po希望你copy這篇文,拿給  05/18 11:01
→ lin95:你女兒看,當年我靠這篇獲得了最嘉人氣獎-"爆"               05/18 11:03
→ wayne1985:不好意思~這種事還輪不到你來替我提建議                 05/18 11:07
推 blueish220:GOOD JOB~                                            05/18 11:08
→ lin95:故事發生別人家:中肯,推,強大;發生在自己家:癈文,噓    05/18 11:13
推 scorpio1102:推!中肯!                                            05/18 11:21
推 arenda:太威了 請受小弟一拜                                      05/18 11:51
推 shenasu:你收那男的多少錢= =                                     05/18 12:25
推 mindconer:這個洗腦功力,八成是哪間大公司的業務一哥...           05/18 12:34
推 Fuzishan:......GJ                                               05/18 12:51
推 smaitesai:=____________________________________________=        05/18 12:51
噓 cacawu:相信這種精蟲衝腦的女生也很沒腦= =你該慶幸對方好唬爛      05/18 14:09
推 ak622:水哥  真希望有這種好朋友                                  05/18 14:32
推 tsming:你是做直銷的吧XDDDDD                                     05/18 14:39
推 a926:推的好!推的好!                                           05/18 14:50
推 rockhormak:辛苦你了!!!!!!!!!接下來的任務交給我吧!!!!!!!!        05/18 15:42
推 PTTBest5566:我比較想要知道接下來你對他說的話做的事情XD          05/18 15:49
→ PTTBest5566:女:這款保險套好用嗎? 原po:我會教你怎麼用!          05/18 15:51
推 dichotomyptt:還ok阿 我敢拿給我女兒看                            05/18 16:22
推 ron1991:大濕                                                    05/18 16:50
噓 yoqwqq:不太推這種觀念~                                          05/18 17:10
推 bisconect:他男朋友付了你多少錢啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊    05/18 17:59
推 globekiller:等我交女朋友再請你跟我女朋友聊天XD                  05/18 18:25
推 hellofox:有夠誇張=  =                                           05/18 18:28
噓 Ekmund:說真的 你想推廣也不是找這種容易洗腦的小女生作實驗對象    05/18 19:08
推 Sony5555:140.134.........                                       05/18 19:23
推 cutefish5566:洗腦高手                                           05/18 19:32
推 Bujo:不爭氣的推下去了                                           05/18 20:55
推 playerfan:真是高手高手高高手                                    05/18 21:02
推 a39189:朝聖                                                     05/18 21:52
噓 ICpo:不認同..                                                   05/18 22:11
→ wayne1985:不好意思...我已經說服了3個女生....                    05/18 22:18
推 hen2022:讓她爆有何不可 爆回去!!!                            05/18 22:39
推 boddingtons:跟我可以其他人當然不行啊                            05/18 23:19
推 cratos:這不是洗腦好嗎!上面的洗腦論者,請閱讀何春蕤的賺賠理論   05/18 23:26
推 a246811:超屌                                                    05/19 01:13
推 Nono1986:中肯啦                                                 05/19 04:12